I Accidentally The Whole Thing

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

lokiofthencc0221b:

boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard

I am doing this to my future housemates.

time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

ripped shrek

newvagabond:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

thebeatleswereterrible:

greenmariosmansion:

ripped shrek fighting his inner demons

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ripped shrek compressing ogre layers

ripped shrek being embarrassed of his not ripped son

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ripped shrek supporting lgbt rights

ripped shrek making a special guest appearance on the fresh prince of bel-air

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ripped shrek murdering a human child

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ripped shrek yelling at a cabbage

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ripped shrek remembering he left the stove on

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ripped shrek leaves his old body for a more ripped one

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Ripped Shrek versus seatbelt

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alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

22,147 plays

itspanchu:

itspanchu:

I want to be the best
There ever was
To beat all the rest
Yeah, that’s my cause

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Catch ‘em, catch ‘em, gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

I’ll search across the land
Look far and wide
Release from my hand
The power that’s inside

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch’d, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

(Catch ‘em, catch ‘em, gotta catch ‘em all -
Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
(Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

(-woo! we’re at the half way point, dooing great so far!
-we? what’s all this we stuff? i’m doing all the hard work!
-break time’s over..here we go!)

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokémon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

(-WOAH! catch your breath man, shake out those lips!
-it’s downhill from here, just 24 more to go
-now it gets tricky, so listen real good)

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We’re almost home!)

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
(Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok
That’s all, folks!

(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(ooh, gotta catch em all, pokemon)
(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(oooh, gotta catch em all pokemon)
(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, POKEMON!)

Wow this is slowly getting notes.