Do I look like a blogger with a plan?
How about a magic trick?
I’m gonna make this post disappear.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
You’ve got a little fight in ya. I like that in a blog.
We all just gonna ignore the background?
Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE
BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERS
FIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETH
ON THEIR TONGUES
DO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? “AWW IT’S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE YOU SAY”
THESE FRICKERS WILL CHARGE YOUR ASS IF THERE IS A NEST OR NEWLY HATCHED GOSLINGS AROUND
THIS IS THE STRUT OF A GOOSE WARNING YOU THAT IT’S ABOUT TO KILL YOUR ASS
ONCE THEY DO THIS?
YOU RUN FAST AND YOU RUN FAR BECAUSE ONE OF THE PARENTS WILL FLY UP TO YOUR PUNY HUMAN FLESHBAG AND KARATE CHOP YOUR GODDAMNED NECK AND TRY TO BITE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH OK?
WHILE THE OTHER PARENT, CONSUMED WITH BLOODLUST AND THE BURNING VENGEANCE OF A SPECIES HAVING NEARLY BEEN EXTINCT AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE GOES AND LITERALLY TRIES TO BITE YOUR ACHILLES TENDON IN HALF. WITHOUT FAIL THESE HELLSPAWN WILL ALWAYS GO FOR THERE. DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT IS?
CONGRATULATIONS YOU NO LONGER CAN WALK OR RUN AND REQUIRE EXTENSIVE SURGERY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GOOSE. I ASSUME THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM HERE OUT. THEY’RE THAT FUCKIN CRAZY.
CANADIAN GEESE ARE TERRIFYING AND THE SOURCE OF ALL CANADIAN STRIFE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. I’M CANADIAN. TRUST ME. I KNOW.
THIS IS THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.
it says something about canada that your countries biggest problem is geese
i think i’ve learned everything i need to know about canadian geese in one day
GUYS, let’s not forget about the canadian goose’s evil step-cousin twice removed, the SWAN.
THESE THINGS DONT FUCK AROUND WITH YOU ACHILLES TENDON, THEY GO AFTER YOUR KNEES!
SWANS NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH, BUT ANIMAL BLOOD AS WELL
and im not just talking the blood of other swans, IM TALKING FULLY GROWN DEER
and you better PRAY the day one of those things come towards your boat
because it will be all over VERY SOON my friend
SWANS, TRULY THE MOST FEARED and RESPECTED WATERFOWL IN ALL OF CANADIA
Also they poop everywhere and we can’t do anything about it.
> Kids: —- ASSEMBLE!!!
Dirk and dAVES FACE THOUGH
ok is it just me or is Jake ‘accidentally’ tweaking dirk’s nipple
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100
it’s common sense to do this tho?
If so many people haven’t been taught this trick then it’s not common at all. It’s brilliant to know it now when I’m not even in school anymore.
fuck this shit, I’m leaving the school
ok this is amazing but i still don’t know how to pay a mortgage
So, since I apparently have nothing better to do at 1 in the morning, I decided to test this out with a proof. Where a and b are the numbers we are multiplying.
100(100-((100-a)+(100-b))) + ((100-a)(100-b))
(10000-(100(100-a)+100(100-b))) + (10000-100b-100a+ab)
(10000-(10000-100a+10000-100b)) + (10000-100b-100a+ab)
(-10000+100a+100b) + (10000-100b-100a+ab)
So I figured out pretty fast that the 100 is also really arbitrary. That number was just selected in the example since it’s easier to work with. If we allow our arbitrary other number to be c, the base formula becomes.
c(c-((c-a)+(c-b))) + ((c-a)(c-b))
Which simplifies to:
And that should work for any multiplication at all. Just pick a c that makes everything else work smoothly.
1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…
can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
Reasons I’ve been terrified of the ocean since I was twelve.
Fun fact actually, due to the fact that we don’t have that much of the oceans mapped, Venus is actually the planet we have the most complete maps of.
Dedan using one of his competences, ‘Hourhand’.
click for better view
somebody take this computer away from me